A New Season Sells Out Madison Square Garden
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New York City:
German band "A New Season" is known for their songs concerning issues such as "last calls" - and sometimes their songs can make one feel pretty "exhausted" - but now they have reached the unthinkable: They have played Madison Square Garden in NYC. Guitarist Josh (20): "I can't believe it, It's like my ear lobes got stretched even more by listening to the 40000 people in the crowd cheering". "I mean sure it was cool, I am sexy as hell and two security guards sucked my little twinky after the show, so I couldn't have wished for a more grande finalè", guitarist Mike (21) answered in regards to the experience. "I've seen better. Lost my pick a few times" said the most talented member, Zebb B (21). Drummer and retard Karlson J Cremer (17) was not available for commentary.
The band is already planning another sold out tour in Uruguay, Kuala Lumpur and JUZ Lebach in order to pay the bills and continue their great success.
This article was written by Jason Shoeboner for ENTERTAINMENT NEWS ROCK DAILY
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