Donald Trump and Area 51 sue Facebook for being responsible for ‘Raid’ in September

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A group of internet trolls have created an Event on Facebook to raid the infamous Area 51 near Nevada.The raid was supposed to happen on September 20th. What was supposed to be a joke or a “meme” ,as they call it nowadays, turned out to be an actual danger. Over 2 Million people signed up for the raid. The American Government noticed this danger and entire Area 51 was on alert. On September 18th Area 51 gave out a warning to arrest and even shoot at the potential masses which were to come to the announced raid. On September 20th however, “only” 800.000 out of the expected 2 Million people showed up. They came to the last borders of Area 51 from three different directions. Every mass was differently big. With Area 51 being on alert however, only two out of the three border points were being guarded allowing one mass of these People potentially going in. A few hours in the people at the unguarded post called the other masses to them and entered the restricted area together. From 800.000 people only 500.000 made it to the airstrip. The other 300.000 were arrested or also wounded from gunfire on their way in. In the end the 500.000 people were standing in front of two giant hangars desperately wanting to see behind them right before they were being threatened to be shot by the mounted missile guns they spotted on top of the hangars. They all turned around and walked away at the last warning. Now President Donald Trump and Area 51 want to sue Facebook for letting these internet trolls create such a cruel event. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg mentioned a billion dollar lawsuit from the American Government. This could be crucial for the social media flagship and could potentially lead to a shutdown or even “bankruptcy” as Donal Trump twittered yesterday.

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