Kim Jong Un hails failling white nigga!

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Kim Jong Un speaks out for Robin Wild the NNN failling white nigga!
It’s Cold War all over again! Trump is disgusted by Mr.Wild meanwhile Kim Jong Un says he is a North Korean Hero!
Un in his statement this morning:
,, Robin Wild is a Korean National Hero! For every day he went without Nutting in November one North Korean citizen was allowed to eat a Nut! In this 26 Day Long lasting challenge he mastered it! That’s why we made November only have 26 Days! So basically he done NNN successfully and 26 People got something to eat! I want him to visit me in my palace so I can have a meal with him! I never managed one day without nutting since I’ve been born but I’m a sexy muthafucka and he ain’t getting pussy! But when he visits he can have some North Korean pussy so he finally will get laid!”
The supreme leader of North Korea got mad respect from Russia for this statement Putin said,, That Asian pussy nigga got balls of steel! Saying someone that lost NNN has saved people is mad! Actually since Mr.Wild failed I’ll killed 24 bears and every day he didn’t Nut I banged 230 Women because I can’t compete in NNN since my cock is to humongous!”
The NNN-Brotherhood hasn’t released a statement yet in Mr.Wilds failing but we guess it won’t be good for the German white nigga

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