PEOPLE CHEER AS JENNI A. REJECTS HER PRINCIPLES
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People can not stop partying as soon as they heard that the famous start-up website Kickstarter collected enough money to make Jenni change her belief in principles. "I never knew she could change her mind, she seemed so stubborn, but the gigantous amount of 14,96€ which we collected in just 7 days seems to have made an impact on her" said the famous entrepreneur and initiator of the project M.M. who would rather stay anonymous. Tough the initiator is unbelievable handsome, as well as intelligent, Jenni seemed to stick to her principles. As our new-site called her to ask for an reply, all she said was "uuraäähhh BRUDI, bisch du behindert?". Translated from german, it means something similiar like " i just met this super cool, funny and hot dude. So i already have changed my mind before the kickstarter project, but I figured, if I could get some more money, I could definetely spend it on some more hipster bullshit."
The Kickstartet project is one of the most famous ones in the companys history. Tough it did not collect the most amount of money, it is still a great feat for mankind. Most of all because Max M. gave people (and with people we mean men, and maybe some women) the possibility to hope again. "Because that's what Jenni took from my life... the hope to get laid" said a crying, middle-aged man on the sidewalk as soon as we told him about the change in Jennis principles. When we asked Mr. M. Möhrle if he knows what he did, not only for himself, but for all of humankind he simply replied "Some people would call me a hero, but i dont see myself as one. I'm merely a man amongst men. I just wanted her, if that makes me a hero... then yes, i might as well be the chosen one".
***update***: Initiator Max M. who wanted to stay anonymous, was identified as the most handsome man ever to walk upon the face of this marvelous world. But unfortunately he was arrested for talking too much bullshit in the last 4 days. "The bullshit-o-meter just spiked when we tested him" argued police comissioner Gordan Wayne: "..he did say it's because of her, you know, the girl from the kickstarter project, but we cannot say for sure. Thats why he has to go to jail. It's my biggest shame in life to arrest this young, super-smart, and surprisingly awesome-looking HERO"
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