Internet Leftists Successfully Crowdfunded a Tank
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(misc.) A Specter is haunting Europe. The Specter of a 1943 Soviet Tank!
For almost a year, socialists, anarchists and stalinists threw their... Uhm I mean 'collectivised' their means of production to gather 50.000$ for a mint condition World War 2 medium battletank, the T-34, which will soon be transported from former Yugoslavian republic Serbia to communist Singer/Songwriter 'Tim Bo' of The String- Bo String Duo who currently resides in Minnesota.
We already wrote about the Kickstarter campaign when it was launched in August 2017 when there was little hope of the project to be successful. However, after the passing of vocal leftist youth activist Justin Skoniecki, a big number of online leftists wanted to honor 'Ushanka Kid' and gave the project a huge platform. German Technician and future Tank operator Niklas Klasen, who helped making the project popular, told us: 'This is not about buying a tank for parades. This device will be used at the frontline of our new revolution which will sweep away the bourgeois class that exploits the western world. It shall run on the blood of the capitalists we kill in combat. [...] We all know Justins only dream was making Stalin look like a weak little Liberal. United we will win this struggle. End even if they cut all the flowers, they can't stop spring from coming!'
As this article is written, the Tank is yet to be shipped to The States. When it arrives, it is planned that the 191.700 supporters of the project will mobilize against the american government. We will see how this turns out, comrades... (ml)
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