Chinese Authorities announce arrest of Tibetan Terrorist
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Shanghai - The Central Authority of China reports the successful capture of a as of yet unnamed high-ranking Tibetan terrorist and several accomplices. They have been charged with crimes against the people of China, murder, theft and kidnapping. Border security has been tightened in order to catch an undisclosed number of other terrorist still on the loose.
Unverified sources claim the captured terrorist leader was Gendün Chökyi Nyima, head of the "Liberate Tibet" movement and self-proclaimed religious leader, the 11th 'Panchen Lama', Emanation of Amitabha. Nyima took over leadership of several pro-Tibet movements after the death of the 14th Dalai Lama Tenzin Gyatso on his 101st birthday in 2036.
"Liberate Tibet" is also rumoured to be cooperating with "Shanxin", another anti-goverment group whose name ironically translates to 'Benevolence' and is lead by the notorious guerilla and demagogue Shu Tianxia also known as Liu Bei.
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