Worse than Nazi Germany? About The Watermelon Genocide Scandal

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The recently discovered watermelon mass grave in Antwerps, Belgium left the whole European Union speechless. "The melons seem to have died just recently." says Adrian Monk, an American detective asked to help out the European police officers. "It's the biggest mass grave we found since the Dutch watermelon massacre in 2003." adds Sherlock Holmes, British detective.

Many questions remain unanswered: Who is responsible for this cruelty? Why is the watermelon genocide that seems to still go on not mentioned in the liberal and conservative media outlets?

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