Trump bans all meat in US
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Washington- June 1st will change the United States of America for ever, as from that day forward, no meat will be allowed to be consumed in the U.S. This shocking new decree has apparently been planned for months, press say. "I'm concerned about the health of my supporters", Trump states, while he tucks into a massive salad, "but don't worry, all your beloved meals will still be available, but without meat. For example steak and fries will be served for the normal price and you'll get the your fries, but without the steak"
It is a well known fact, that eating meat increases the risk of an heart attack, but isn't this a bit too much? Maybe protecting our health wasn't his only intention...
Border-Control-Officers say, that the Mexicans are actually leaving the US, meaning that Trump doesn't have to build a wall after all.
Whatever his plan is, I'm still going to stock up on meat, as I am not planning on becoming a vegetarian right now... although you should be warned, eating meat from June onwards is very risky, as the you'll be facing up to 5 years of prison if you get caught violating this new law.
I'm interested where this is heading, as some rumours say, that free refills in Restaurants will be banned from the first January 2018. Is this how Trump wants to make America great again?
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