Mr. Lifestyle of the rich and famous Kent Alan Ryan 'fears for his life' due to row with ex-room mate Alex Earnshaw
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The producer and Saturday Night celebrity Kent Alan Ryan who recently mades headlines due to his row with the tattoo artist and post-modernist painter Alex Earnshaw, catapults the publicly held dispute to another level in deciding to sue. "Oh, bl**dy hell, this doesn't have anything to do with him. This is all about business. If he so deperately wants to go down that route, I don't mind, I really don't. [...] There are no 'mates' in the business, and I'm obviously not as morally desirable as Miss Ivers [Earnshaw's fiancee], so s*d both of them."
Explaining that Earnshaw's repeated attacks against his work and personality aren't the reason for taking legal steps, Kent Alan Ryan insists that his former friend's sudden alienation and animosity are but a "ruse" to evade his "contractual responsibilities". According to Ryan, Alex Earnshaw owes him "at least several grand" since the 'Let Love Out' homage wasn't the only genre-transcending pop-project they cooperated on. While he refused to go into detail, Ryan divulged that he "invested into Alex's art", both in his function as a "mate as well as producer", and while he describes their working process to have always been "nonchalant", Alex was at every point aware that the "dough wasn't gifted".
Meeting us on his yacht at Santa Monica Pier, Kent Alan Ryan assures that he "regrets the whole f*cking affair", yet "genuinely fears for his life". While his musical career ended in the 90s, Ryan founded a successful studio that regularly collaborates with the winners of his show. The decision to include Alex Earnshaw as model on the album of last season's winner -
the popular girl group Petal Pop - was last minute, improvised, and part of a "brutalization" of their sound. "We wanted it to be modern. Make the raw, hostile industrial total popculture,", said Rico Wolf, the coordinator. "And we needed a modern boy for this."
Ryan proposed Earnshaw, claiming it was the "worst bl**dy idea I ever had. Alex isn't the only filthy, gorgeous boy out there willing to strip for me. He can kiss me where it smells funny."
Pouring his champagne over board, he adds: "'Course I don't want anyone to think my efforts for the gun control matter are just to stroke my ego. I will immediately redirect my donations to the North American Hunting Club. Oh, and congrats. I'm sure it's gonna be a right beautiful wedding. What a shame the poor groom's bride is a wh*re! ...don't include this."
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