KHG closed!
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Everyone was looking forward to this year's Easter holidays as Easter is the happiest time of the year (after Christmas of course)!
The hype-train was on the roll when students were approaching their last week of school before the holidays on Saturday but a few hours later Michael Strehler opened up to the press about demonic sightings in and around the school.
Apparently some students decided to summon Satan in their music lessons on Monday. Exactly 6 days, 6 hours and 6 minutes after the end of the lesson (Saturday at 19:01) a crack opened up the ground and around 13 demonic creatures that can only be described as abominable hell spawn entered our world.
There is no eastimated day on which the school will reopen.
We're fucked.
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We all love Satan!
Satan is awesome!
We all love Satan!
Satan is awesome!
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