Dana Timpany surprisingly elected as new POTUS!
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After eliminating all votes of dumb and/or ignorant voters as well as votes of people who just voted to protest against the current system, the "Supervising Election Committee" (SEC) came to the conclution that Dana Timpany (previously ranked 1237th) made it all the way up to the top of the list.
Mr. Timpany has not yet accepted the result as he is still figuring out whether or not he can prospone his plan to rule the world by another 4, maybe 8 years.
The World is standing by his word.
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